1. Todays’ lunch doesn’t even look good artfully drawn.

    Todays’ lunch doesn’t even look good artfully drawn.

  2. whydoihaveablog:

    bffproductions:

    THisis the best thing I have seen in a long time. 

    kellyoxford:

    Kristen Bell and I have the same excited/sad crying scale.
    Holy shit, I love you Kristen.

    Dying.

  3. I just did level 1 of Jillian Michaels’ 30 Day Shred

    1.  GOOD LORD am I out of shape!

    2. I used wine bottles instead of weights.  That’s classy, right?

  5. Relaxing by the window before a long day of productivity. (Photo by jaclyn)

    Relaxing by the window before a long day of productivity. (Photo by jaclyn)

  6. It’s going to be a shitty day

    1. All of my jeans are in the washing machine.
    2. I just did my hair and now there’s a fucking monsoon outside.
    3. I woke up 30 minutes late.

  7. "A great teacher can offer an escape from poverty to the child who dreams beyond his circumstance. Every person in this chamber can point to a teacher who changed the trajectory of their lives."
    President Obama, SOTU
  8. Sexy dog walking outfit or sexiest dog walking outfit? (Photo by jaclyn)

    Sexy dog walking outfit or sexiest dog walking outfit? (Photo by jaclyn)

  9. Happy 5th birthday Frankenstein! (Photo by jaclyn)

    Happy 5th birthday Frankenstein! (Photo by jaclyn)

  10. I wonder if these two know that we’re all supposed to be best friends.

    I wonder if these two know that we’re all supposed to be best friends.

About me

I watch a lot of TV. I read mindless things on the internet. I spend all of my time with five-year-olds. This is a direct result of that.

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