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thedailywhat: Super Bowl Ad of the Day: While Ford and GM duke it out on the sidelines, Chrysler looks poised to take home the championship ring yet again with its inspirational “Halftime in America” ad spot starring American institution Clint Eastwood. The New York Times notes that the ad’s placement — halftime — will keep it off traditional post-game ad polls. I just hope it won’t be...

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 6th

Feb 5th

It's Missoni all over again.

Just tried to get some of the Jason Wu for Target line. The lady said that they were almost completely sold out by 8:15 this morning. When will I learn my lesson?

Feb 5th

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I just did level 1 of Jillian Michaels' 30 Day...

1. GOOD LORD am I out of shape! 2. I used wine bottles instead of weights. That’s classy, right?

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

It's going to be a shitty day

All of my jeans are in the washing machine. I just did my hair and now there’s a fucking monsoon outside. I woke up 30 minutes late.

Jan 27th

“A great teacher can offer an escape from poverty to the child who dreams beyond...”

– President Obama, SOTU

Jan 25th

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Jan 22nd

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Maybe I don't understand Spotify.

I thought artists were compensated for the use of their music. So why are certain songs/singers being removed from the service? I had a few songs by Lana Del Rey starred on Spotify but now it won’t play them. And when I search for them all I can find is karaoke versions and covers. Uncool.

Jan 22nd

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I don’t know if you’ll be able to hear this through the wall and recorded on my cell phone but my neighbor has been singing Get it Right (a glee original song nonetheless) over and over for the past 30 minutes. She threw in one verse of America the Beautiful for good measure. She can shut up now.

Jan 22nd

I just stopped taking notes on this stupid article...

I will honestly do anything to get out of being productive.

Jan 21st

I just watched the most recent episode of Project...

The designers talking to Miss Piggy like she was an actual person made me feel so uncomfortable.

Jan 21st

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I just called my dog MacGuyver for some reason.

It’s going to be a weird day.

Jan 20th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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You can tell how bored I am by judging my Facebook presence.

Jan 16th

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Jan 9th

The beagles next door are howling and barking.

I want them to stop. Now.

Jan 9th

Why do I read people's posts on facebook?

It’s like I’m looking for fodder to help me dislike people even more.

Jan 9th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 7th

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amandalynferri: thedailywhat: Beauty Pageant Kids These Days of the Day: I have a theory about Toddlers & Tiaras that involves TLC working with Child Services to lure unfit parents into a trap a la police station lotteries. It has to be that. It just has to. [bwe.] Move over Rickey Henderson there is a new hero in my heart. How in the hell does a child end up like this?????

Jan 7th

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