Hey. I'm Jaclyn.

Nov 07

DC metro station. Everything here is awesome.

DC metro station. Everything here is awesome.

Oh, you know. It’s just the Constitution. No big deal.

Oh, you know. It’s just the Constitution. No big deal.

Nov 04

“i think that if you look uncomfortable you don’t look good and that’s something i see in a lot of people, like, running down the street in these awful shoes…it’s like, you don’t have any swagger, you look crazy, just wear flats!” — beth ditto (via sarazucker)

I meant to look at the internet for about 5 minutes or so.

An hour later, I’m wishing that I could turn back time and leave my computer shut so I could have gone to sleep sooner.

Nov 03

A lot of times, kindergarteners smell like farts.

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Nov 02

I did a terrible job popping this bag of popcorn.

I did a terrible job popping this bag of popcorn.

The smell of turkey is 40% of the reason I rarely make a lunch in the morning.

The smell of turkey is 40% of the reason I rarely make a lunch in the morning.

Nov 01

“Best costume. Hands down. RT @steveagee me as Lindsay Weir! - http://moby.to/wx4j6y” —

azizansari

ahahahahahahaha!

This is the ugliest shirt ever. Way to go Forever 21.

This is the ugliest shirt ever. Way to go Forever 21.

You guys seriously need to read Cristy’s book. It’s going to be a best seller! I could write a million posts about this episode… And I just may.

You guys seriously need to read Cristy’s book. It’s going to be a best seller! I could write a million posts about this episode… And I just may.