- All of my jeans are in the washing machine.
- I just did my hair and now there’s a fucking monsoon outside.
- I woke up 30 minutes late.
About me
I watch a lot of TV. I read mindless things on the internet. I spend all of my time with five-year-olds. This is a direct result of that.
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I need weekends to be longer, or need to stay on top of my cleaning better during the week.
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Use a paper towel holder, page protectors, and binder rings to display student work, prepare a sub,...
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Did you know there’s a pizzeria in Brooklyn containing the actual Dharma Initiative banner seen...
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Change “society” to some image that exudes “tax siphoning liberal.”
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There's no way I cannot channel Paula Small from "Home Movies" on the days when I have a date:
