Hey. I'm Jaclyn.

DC metro station. Everything here is awesome.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:27:20 -0500

DC metro station. Everything here is awesome.

Oh, you know. It’s just the Constitution. No big deal.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:11:39 -0500

Oh, you know. It’s just the Constitution. No big deal.

"i think that if you look uncomfortable you don’t look good and that’s something i see in a lot of..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:50:59 -0500

“i think that if you look uncomfortable you don’t look good and that’s something i see in a lot of people, like, running down the street in these awful shoes…it’s like, you don’t have any swagger, you look crazy, just wear flats!”

- beth ditto (via sarazucker)

I meant to look at the internet for about 5 minutes or so. An hour later, I’m wishing that I...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:48:41 -0500

I meant to look at the internet for about 5 minutes or so.

An hour later, I’m wishing that I could turn back time and leave my computer shut so I could have gone to sleep sooner.

A lot of times, kindergarteners smell like farts.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:47:49 -0500

Sent on the Now Network

I did a terrible job popping this bag of popcorn.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:21:14 -0500

I did a terrible job popping this bag of popcorn.

The smell of turkey is 40% of the reason I rarely make a lunch...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:54:36 -0500

The smell of turkey is 40% of the reason I rarely make a lunch in the morning.

"Best costume. Hands down. RT @steveagee me as Lindsay Weir! - http://moby.to/wx4j6y"

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:22:16 -0500

“Best costume. Hands down. RT @steveagee me as Lindsay Weir! - http://moby.to/wx4j6y”

- azizansari

ahahahahahahaha!

This is the ugliest shirt ever. Way to go Forever 21.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:37:46 -0500

This is the ugliest shirt ever. Way to go Forever 21.

You guys seriously need to read Cristy’s book. It’s...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:47:52 -0500

You guys seriously need to read Cristy’s book. It’s going to be a best seller! I could write a million posts about this episode… And I just may.

Time for my favorite episode of Intervention ever! I love you...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:43:40 -0500

Time for my favorite episode of Intervention ever! I love you Cristy!

Twitter really should have copyrighted that logo.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:52:05 -0500

Twitter really should have copyrighted that logo.

A chai is necessary on this chilly rainy day.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:15:41 -0500

A chai is necessary on this chilly rainy day.

tylercoates: gifparty:

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:27:06 -0500

tylercoates:

gifparty:

It just got very real in here. My phone appears to be broken. ...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:12:00 -0500

It just got very real in here.

My phone appears to be broken. It is my only like to other humans. Every sprint repair place is closed on Sundays.

I’m nervous.

(pic is not mine)

Update: It’s half working now. Hopefully it will pull through until I can take it in tomorrow. This worries me.

I forgot it was daylight savings time today!!!!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:45:52 -0500

This is the greatest discovery of all time! I thought I was being kind of sluggish by waking up at 11:15, but it turns out that it was completely appropriate that I wake up at 10:15 on a Sunday morning. This just put me in a fantastic mood!

Surprise daylight savings time is better than regular daylight savings time.

It’s either this or feel my feelings. (via...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:40:00 -0500

It’s either this or feel my feelings. (via @jimgaffigan)

Jim Gaffigan’s twitter slays me.

Hey drunk assholes in my apartment complex,

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:01:00 -0400

Shut your mouths. I would like to go to sleep.

Update: They are doing some sort of Halloween rap. What is going on?

Update 2: They just collectively yelled out, “Get ‘er done!” What the fuck.

I practically reinvented the ottoman today. But for poor people.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:58:43 -0400

I practically reinvented the ottoman today. But for poor people.

The scariest thing about my Halloween: The amount of laundry I have to do.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:44:00 -0400

So sad.